Black Sherlock Holmes & Other Non-Historical Alternate History Fiction

James Franco is really James Franco V, descended from the famous scottish scientist James Franco I who accidentally invented polio, but you know did a lot of other good stuff that made up for that mistake, and they cured it later so...

Like Ron Swanson? Talk to Vehige...

So my friends and I are big Parks and Recreation fans... Or more specifically we're big fans of Ron Swanson. Here's a small clip of Vehige, who wins the award for "My Friend with the Best Ron Swanson Impression."

"Bob had b*tch tits"

Impulse Buy of the Day

Why Jack Shephard is Emo...

• Mad at his Dad? Check.
• Went to Thailand and got weird stupid tattoos? Check.
• Always crying way too easily? Check.
• Constantly putting in way too much face time with the ladies only to wuss out? Check.
• Likes "ironic jokes" but only in the sense that you just repeat something with a different inflection (...not actually funny). Check.
• Listens to "Saves the Day?" Currently unknown.
• Listens to Pixies' "Gouge Away" doesn't like the Pixies, just the title? Debatable.
• Grow ironic beard while still fastidiously maintaining douchey haircut? Check.
• Smashes mirrors? Check.
• Smashes pictures of his childhood home? Check.
• Used to be on Party of Five? Check.
  

Just Another Average Monday

I woke up this morning with a pounding headache and feeling pretty nauseated. In my life this is nothing new. What is new is the video feature on my phone so Mondays have become more interesting when you find gems like these waking up. Enjoy Sunday comedy:




On this next one make sure to pay attention around 2:09 when kevin throws a PBR on the goon hiding behind him.

Another bet I lost...

This video pretty much sets itself up, but I will mention that it is following an excellent episode of ABC's LOST and that this bet was inspired by a challenge on MTV's Silent Library.