An Indie Album Made Entirely of Royals Trivia

Title: PECOTA

Artist: THE Royals

1. Saberhagen's Mustache (3:04)

2. The Pine Tar Forest (2:27)

3. Hammer'n Hamlin and The Next Babe Ruth (5:08)

4. What the Bow Knows (2:33)

5. Quisenberries in the North Atlantic (2:04)

6. Zie Tri Eisenreich (4:47)

7. Yankee Farm Systems (1:57)

8. One Nine Eight Five (19:85)

9. The Goose The Gossage & The Four (3:29)

10. Tartabull's Rage (7:23)

11. Sal Fasano (2:12)

12. Mullet Head (10:82)


(Ed.s Note: The hidden track on "Mullet Head" is entitled "Storm Davis")

Whatever I'm doing, I guess it's working.

In the past few weeks, I've been told three times that I look like Tom Brady. By a customer at work, a co-worker's daughter, and a random girl (all unrelated).

I don't think so. The erie thing about it is that in each of these circumstances it was directly after meeting me for the first time. THEN last night a woman I was so smitten by me that she didn't even talk to me upon our introduction:

"Brett, meet my friend Carla."

"Hi, Carla, nice to meet you! I'm Brett."

**to the introducer, without acknowledging me whatsoever** "ooh, he looks like a celebrity! like a sports celebrity, you know what I mean? Like a celebrity soccer player!"

**I got bashful and thanked her and quickly ran away**

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I guess I should make something clear: I understand that sometimes I can appear to have above average looks. But be wary of inflating my already-too-large ego. However, giving me a compliment like that might put a cocktail in your hand.

I just wish I could look like a famous cowboy or James Hetfield. Instead I get nancy-boy Tom Brady and a dude who's picture is next to "Metrosexual" in the dictionary.