A Small Market Hero is Something to be...

Wow, this is the best George Brett story since this (commemorated by this post with the broken video link). And in case you forgot, to quote Brett, George Brett is money.

Ozzie Smith doesn't have pants like this, we're getting some, that's not a joke, we're serious.

Charley Lau is Why We're Better than You

Genius

Arnold is still numero uno & so are the Royals.

The Royales Are Numero Uno Otra Vez!

Yeah, we got that guy.

And this, only replace the "Arnold" with "the Royales," and you have an awesome grammatically incorrect shirt!:



And this is Zach Greinke...


I can throw a baby wolf at over a 100 mph so I suggest you keep your children close.

I'm the BROOM king!

Blog Hijacker Murphy, Restrictive New Job

That's all I'll say for now, Murph. Don't think you can come into CB&B and act like the Royals are the cat's meow and pretend like it's your personal forum! This means war, and once Pujols gets better, I'll give you a piece of my mind!

On a related note, I have been having trouble getting back to blogging because of the new job. Primarily because it has sucked away all my time by keeping me busy and developing mild alcoholism (happy hour ism?) to deal with the stress.

But also because it is hard to not mention what I do at my new job or where I work. I have been told explicitly NOT to blog about my job whatsoever. And my involvement with a certain company (starts with a 'G') makes it difficult to blog anything that won't get picked up.

But let's just say that since my last post, I now know more about internet search and search engines than most people you know.

More blogging to come.

An Indie Album Made Entirely of Royals Trivia

Title: PECOTA

Artist: THE Royals

1. Saberhagen's Mustache (3:04)

2. The Pine Tar Forest (2:27)

3. Hammer'n Hamlin and The Next Babe Ruth (5:08)

4. What the Bow Knows (2:33)

5. Quisenberries in the North Atlantic (2:04)

6. Zie Tri Eisenreich (4:47)

7. Yankee Farm Systems (1:57)

8. One Nine Eight Five (19:85)

9. The Goose The Gossage & The Four (3:29)

10. Tartabull's Rage (7:23)

11. Sal Fasano (2:12)

12. Mullet Head (10:82)


(Ed.s Note: The hidden track on "Mullet Head" is entitled "Storm Davis")