Crocodiles

For. The. Win.

Angel Of The Morning @ Yahoo! Video

April Fool's Day

This is exactly the type of crap that I mentioned on Twitter:

Granted, I do kind of get a kick out of it, but instead of making this commercial, can we give some of that money to philanthropy (specifically, me)?

Your Job['s] Your Credit

This might require some explanation. This is Alex Ovechkin, if you don't hate hockey you know he plays it real good for Capitals of Washington, da? In the D.C. there's a used car company called "Eastern Motors" that advertise by typically having Redskins (& Ravens?) players dance to their shitty catchy drum & trumpet jingle. (Guaranteed to be Brett's new jam, ringtone, and all around theme song).

Anyway, to get a better idea of their target demographic, you should really consult, local celeb, and primary spokesperson, - with the possible exception of Chief Zee - D.C. native, and Friday star Johnathan Witherspoon.



Or else, you know, you could check out their youtube page.

"Suvs, are you listnin man."

This Music Video Is So Intense!

okay, so this is actually for real.  Kyle and I investigated it.  AND it's from 2008. 

My favorite part is around 2:40.

Hey Brett, Do You're Sway Impression: "Wha'd Up World, This Is Sway"

DJ Bobby Duvall

First, let me express my first thought in hearing about Brett's new diet:
Second, let me say that I have mixed feelings about this, much like my mixed feelings about the "group" Girl Talk, DJ's, mash-ups, sampling, and everything in between. It makes me mad that vegetarians go around giving themselves titles, and even distinguish vegans. You're herbivores, that's what my dinosaur book tells me! I don't go around claiming to be a meatitarian. Jerks. BUT, it does require discipline, which I slightly respect.

Next I really like this Girl Talk guy/band, but I went from "rap samplings are lazy," to "but only when Diddy does it, not Jay-Z, Jay's cool," to "these mash-ups are entertaining parodies," to "ahh weezer and xtina annoys me," to "I hate techno," to "Not Daft Punk, they're cool, and LCD Soundsystem I guess, and well I guess not all electronic music is terrible," to "hmm i might buy a durkle shirt."

Anyway, my new Girl Talk hang up might be a phase like Vampire Weekend, but I can't deny A) that is takes some talent if not genius to do, and B) I really like it.

Maybe in our new post-blogue/series of tubes world we can develop all sorts of remixed improved ironic or straight up honest to goodness awesome amalgamations:

For instance my new take on Brett's diet drink of choice:

The STOLI & KIKKO
I just wish I coulda photoshopped in some cut up bits of a Slim Jim on a toothpick.

Or my new lyrical remixes, check it:

"Yo, you got a problem, Yo, Duvall'll solve it, check out the hook while Duvall's DJ revolves it."


Anyway, I submit Girl Talk's In Step for your approval (Play Your Part pt. 1 and Hold Up are also pretty legit).




I'm really impressed by the intro, and then something about Salt N' Pepa and Lithium strikes a seminal moment in my music video watching development (a wobbly old school beavis n butthead episode memories perhaps?), then surely Brett appreciates one of Luda's better flows (but in a fergie song?) and the funk distortion totally precludes the inferior proliferation of vocoder rap (I'm looking at you Mister akon), and the ending is just badass.

Also, for those not aware of my moonlighting for a gay KC Chiefs site, check it.

I May Be Losing It

For further studies in crazy.

Marchbox 20

Matchbox Twenty- How Far We've Come - The most amazing videos are a click away

Whelp, I'm Sold

The Videos I Watch Every Morning

In order to start my day off right, I watch the following two videos every morning:

The first is what I have to do to succeed. I must work harder than the giant Russian man who has a team of scientists helping him:



The second is one of the happiest I have ever seen a grown man. This is a video that Sauerwein and I watch together in order to remember what's important in life, and hope that someday (with hard work and determination) we can achieve this level of happiness:

A Youtube for Shane...

A catchy but perplexing youtube for C.B.&B.'s local expert on all things awesome and Rolling Stonsey:



On the off chance that you did not enjoy those delightful strains, I'll make up for it with a guaranteed slam dunk for everyone, EVERYONE. Now pay attention to the video as well...

"I don't want. your. life."