Can't do it

I can't do the whole Will Smith thing.  I just can't.  I started watching Bad Boys the other night and started typing a crappy blog during it.  I stopped watching the movie halfway through, and stopped the crappy blog halfway through.  I hate blog-as-it-goes blogging anyway; I never read them. 

Too much Big Willie Style narcissism, too much mid-90's crap.  Nothing was funny, and the explosions weren't big enough.  The scene where the hooker was murdered wasn't very dramatic -- after all, she was a prostitute.

So I guess I'll just say something that I hate saying: I quit.

Maybe I'll post the half-written blog, but I'm going to bury it back in 1995.  That's the beauty of blogging,  I can travel freely through time.

April Fool's Day

This is exactly the type of crap that I mentioned on Twitter:

Granted, I do kind of get a kick out of it, but instead of making this commercial, can we give some of that money to philanthropy (specifically, me)?

The Fresh Prince

Okay, I guess I'll just come out and say it: I'm a fan of Will Smith: aka Big Willie, aka The Fresh Prince, aka Hitch.

So part of my 2009 objectives was to watch the entire scope of one actor's work. It made sense to choose the talented actor/rapper/father/future president of the United States of America Will Smith; courtesy of Netflix. I'm sticking to the Silver Screen only, as I am not so interested in television or freshness.

I will be blogging as I watch each of his films with my thoughts and feelings. Raw and uncensored.

Stay tuned.

Like, whoa

Yeah, this is pretty insane, and as far as japanimation goes our general rule is that it's to be avoided along the same lines as goths, vampires, hot topic, girls with any sort of wings tattoos, 97.6% of decorative flames, christian rock, padlock themed jewelry, steampunk, eastern europeans, sketchers and pretty much anyone who made the mistake of falling for the barb wire arm tattoo. But we usually like the site where we found this, so it had the benefit of the doubt. The first part we were all like "oh man they're taking this serious, this is aweful." BUT, if you stick around until like the 1:55 we promise you'll be like "oh man, that is ridiculous, ridiculously awesome."

AVP?

Yep, pretty awesome. More here, via here.

Your Job['s] Your Credit

This might require some explanation. This is Alex Ovechkin, if you don't hate hockey you know he plays it real good for Capitals of Washington, da? In the D.C. there's a used car company called "Eastern Motors" that advertise by typically having Redskins (& Ravens?) players dance to their shitty catchy drum & trumpet jingle. (Guaranteed to be Brett's new jam, ringtone, and all around theme song).

Anyway, to get a better idea of their target demographic, you should really consult, local celeb, and primary spokesperson, - with the possible exception of Chief Zee - D.C. native, and Friday star Johnathan Witherspoon.



Or else, you know, you could check out their youtube page.

"Suvs, are you listnin man."

"I wouldn't describe his humor as infectious so much as metastasizing"

Joke by me, in progress, yeah, sorry about that, cancer is not proper comedy material. We're sorry, really, no I'm sorry, yes, I know, I am a bad person. I will try to work on it.