Impulse Buy of the Day

Why Jack Shephard is Emo...

• Mad at his Dad? Check.
• Went to Thailand and got weird stupid tattoos? Check.
• Always crying way too easily? Check.
• Constantly putting in way too much face time with the ladies only to wuss out? Check.
• Likes "ironic jokes" but only in the sense that you just repeat something with a different inflection (...not actually funny). Check.
• Listens to "Saves the Day?" Currently unknown.
• Listens to Pixies' "Gouge Away" doesn't like the Pixies, just the title? Debatable.
• Grow ironic beard while still fastidiously maintaining douchey haircut? Check.
• Smashes mirrors? Check.
• Smashes pictures of his childhood home? Check.
• Used to be on Party of Five? Check.
  

Just Another Average Monday

I woke up this morning with a pounding headache and feeling pretty nauseated. In my life this is nothing new. What is new is the video feature on my phone so Mondays have become more interesting when you find gems like these waking up. Enjoy Sunday comedy:




On this next one make sure to pay attention around 2:09 when kevin throws a PBR on the goon hiding behind him.

Another bet I lost...

This video pretty much sets itself up, but I will mention that it is following an excellent episode of ABC's LOST and that this bet was inspired by a challenge on MTV's Silent Library.

Ludacris Party

Sometimes I rap. Ludacris is my favorite artist to mimic (he has some pretty dope rhymes). It wasn't until this video that I realized how white I look doing it. Of course, if there is anything recorded that makes me look bad, I have to put it on the internet for all to see. Enjoy cringing.

LOST party

Every Tuesday, my buddies and I watch ABC's LOST. We're pretty big nerds for that show. Because of our personal schedules, we usually end up watching it from a DVR recording pretty late Tuesday night/Wednesday morning. The venue is usually Bill and Kit's apartment in south city, and between the late hour and our excitement about LOST something happens to our mental state that is difficult to describe.

In short, we're like little children when the show is over. Here's an illustration:

I think that's pretty solid acting. Stay tuned for more exciting videos.