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MGM gives Fraser 1-way ticket to the center of the earth

"Go long, Brendan! . . . keep going . . ."

The other day I went to the theater to see Ironman, but I couldn't see it because Fraser was there promoting his new movie. It was 95 degrees and he was wearing a leather jacket (and no, that's not my phone he's taking a picture of himself with).

People actually paid 50 bucks a pop to see the movie with Fraser. Hopefully on the journey to the earth's core, they passed copies of Fraser's old films

Morrow Enjoys America's First Lager

Aaron Morrow at Friendly's Bar and Grill imbibing a delicious Lemp beer.

Dear Best Fans in Baseball,

SUCK IT OFF THE FLOOR.

I'm the BROOM king!

Blog Hijacker Murphy, Restrictive New Job

That's all I'll say for now, Murph. Don't think you can come into CB&B and act like the Royals are the cat's meow and pretend like it's your personal forum! This means war, and once Pujols gets better, I'll give you a piece of my mind!

On a related note, I have been having trouble getting back to blogging because of the new job. Primarily because it has sucked away all my time by keeping me busy and developing mild alcoholism (happy hour ism?) to deal with the stress.

But also because it is hard to not mention what I do at my new job or where I work. I have been told explicitly NOT to blog about my job whatsoever. And my involvement with a certain company (starts with a 'G') makes it difficult to blog anything that won't get picked up.

But let's just say that since my last post, I now know more about internet search and search engines than most people you know.

More blogging to come.

Purely Visual, Not Political

me: it doesn't really help McCain's creepy smile that the Dark Knight is coming out this summer

Sent at 11:10 PM on Wednesday

Jim: hes got nerve damage man

me: so did the joker

shit

heath ledger is DEAD

Sent at 11:20 PM on Wednesday

me: that joke on the daily show/colbert in 2.5/3 months