T-Shirt Idea Dump

Before those Snorg Jerks Steal all My Ideas:

Alpha !03: Digest with the Best

Daytime Drunk

Blu-Toof: Keepin It Real in the New Millenium

Stein Mart: Oddly Fitting, Itchy, Funny Stains

I was in JAWS

Juice-box Hero, Got Stars in His Eyes

This is My All Caps Dayglo Neon Words T-Shirt

Gothic Stencil Cathedrals, Not T-Shirts

Bowtie Cobain and the Whiny Neocons

Emails 4 Suckers

Ladies of Spain is on My Ipod Shuffle

Carson Daly: NEVER FORGIVE

KenTacoHut

"Birfday" -get over it white people

Chipotle, tasty & a good tracer food!

Frobidobly's

This is Not a Door

In my office building:

Another Friday Night

Seriously, I shouldn't post this. Especially if anyone here appreciates personal dignity. But since we don't...

"Juxtaposition" might best be defined as this post compared to the last.

Ian + Sarah 4ever

Pictured here is Ian with his main squeeze Sarah. The current PBR count is:

Ian: 21
Sarah: 2

Ian's skills in the bar may not necessarily be duplicated behind closed doors...

Now You Don't Have to Be Crazy to Talk to Yourself

Living in South St. Louis, I have seen my fair share of crazy people. People who talk to trees, scream at passing cars, and once I even saw a woman pushing a shopping cart down the street in her birthday suit.

These days my office is in Creve Couer and occasionally I believe I am seeing the same thing only the people are better dressed and drive nicer cars. I was wrong. They only appear to be crazy. It's technology, dude. Bluetooth.
Now I'm not opposed to hands free devices for cell phones; sometimes I use them myself. I'm only reacting to my experience this morning when I hadn't yet finished my morning cup of joe and I saw a woman walking through the parking lot telling herself jokes and cackling to herself.

I immediately thought that she was insane until I got closer and saw the motorola razr strapped to her belt. So I guess now it's acceptable to look like you're talking to yourself/act like you belong in a nuthouse. and I'm okay with that.

Baseball Needs To Take the Japs Out!!!

Alright look, this is going to sound terrible to some of you. This may be pretty uncool of me to say. There are few things in this world i like/take as seriously as baseball. With this said, something has got to be done about the FUCKING JAPANESE and the all star voting. Their technologically advanced advanced culture and what seems to be an overall tenacious patriotism is threatening to ruin the lovely spectacle that is the All Star Game. An outfielder of Japanese blood is starting the game this year. Kosuke Fukodome plays for the Chicago Cubs. This piece of shit is hitting .279 with 7 hrs and 36 rbis. This ranks him not even in the top 100 outfielders in the Majors. He is on pace to strike out 130 times. Since there is no way to stop or limit the voting that comes in from Japan, the only answer is to take the voting away from the fan. Let's face it, most fans don't really know that much about baseball anyways. The vote should be a player/coach vote. Who knows more about baseball than them? If the game is going to count for anything (home field advantage in the biggest series of the fucking year) you can't have a bunch of sake swilling yayhoos putting their son in the game when you know goddamn well he doesn't deserve it. Hell, i guarantee those bastards know he doesn't deserve it too. If its up to the fans, it has to be a pure exhibition without any consequences. I put it to you Mr. Selig, stop this madness.

Adventures in Late-Night Meals

I'm a reasonably healthy dude, with a moderately healthy diet. Even during desperate moments I like to think that I can make good decisions about what I consume.

I am especially proud of my choice last night. Terry and I, after the Home Run Derby decided to get a snack. We went to the local 7-11:


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After perusing their selection, we came across what turned out to be the best decision we made of the evening: Lunchables.



They were delicious. Terry enjoyed their flavor so much that he quickly munched through two of the larger sized packages.







Since I'm unselfish, I would like to share with the world the deliciousness and convenience that Lunchables provide. Please consider Lunchables for your next snack or afternoon treat.

Hopefully Extra-Terrestrials Don't Have Access to YouTube

So this is what humanity has come to. I guess I would call this "awesome"-- as a matter of fact I think it's one of the most amazing things I have ever seen-- but it is also a very sobering thought to think that to some, this may be a representation of what I am: American, musician/artist, internet user, and human/earthling.

Once Dolphins learn how to use a keyboard and mouse (an inevitability), I predict that they will see videos like this one and realize that they should have taken over a long time ago.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Ms. Peachez.



It takes all kinds of people to make a world.

with a little help from my friends

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