Wednesday, April 16, 2008

my scarlett johansson fixation just went from bad to worse

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/19830818/page/24

3 comments:

Jack said...

ah to be young beautiful and really cool. i almost want to hate here for having the trifecta.

Brendan said...

I veto, and vote hate. Disclaimer: I have no problem simultaneously hating a girl and being extremely attracted to and jealous of her at the same time.

A. I get pissed off at the opportunities celebrity, and to a lesser degree hot chicks, get just for their status.

B. Tom Waits covers and the adjective "cough syrupy" makes me think that Ryan Adams probably already recorded this album, did it better, and stored it some place to be released posthumously like he was Tupac.

C. I am a bitter bitter man who out of jealousy will most likely end up trying to bicycle cross country only to give up in West Va., move into a motel, pick up a meth habit, buy an electric banjo and write an album called "Kissin babies with the world's fists - A tribute to Merle Haggard." Accompanying me will be a pile of clothes I refer to as Stef-fan Malkmoose and it will be recorded on a personal dictaphone, only for release on those very tiny tapes.

Suck it ScarJo, why don't you go back to bonin woody allen with that creepy septum ring.

Brendan said...

There. I said it.